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Eroblast: Waifu Dating Sim

The rating is low not because of the gameplay (its what you'd expect for a mobile puzzle game, nothing mind-blowing), but because the text responses are so cringe that its hard to believe an actual human typed those out. In fact this comes off more like what someone thinks online dating is like. The text responses in "Crush Crush" are more believeable than this, and the main difference being in CC the responses are sarcastic/humorous enough to where someone could/would actually say that. Plus they flow well into the zany antics the women in that game get up to.

This game, however, makes the dude come off so desperate and try-hard that it's a suprise the women haven't told him to piss off while blocking him. That, and the "good" responses are behind premium currency... which are limited and are also uses to unlock the voice messages. For the record, that is VERY bad for a game like this.

Skip it, you won't miss much

Sena Arcade

Sena Arcade

2.0

This COULD have been a good game, if not for one teeny tiny problem. After you progress through the 12th stage, you can't progress or even redo for free. EVERY turn you take uses up a coin, and you only have a limited amount.

Do not spend a dime on this. Developers should be ashamed of themselves trying to sucker people into "playing" a game where all you do is buy coins with real money to progress.

Lara's Journey: Match 3 Puzzle

So wait... This company only has two other match 3 games to its name, and yet they decided to make another one by ripping off Lara Croft Tomb Raider? Shameless as hell! Unappealing "safe" graphics, generic as hell sound/music, and piss easy. As of this review it only has 60 levels. All other "features" are -Coming Soon- so it feels more like an early access game instead of a full fledged game.

This game and the devs belong in the garbage bin.

Isekai Fighting Girls:Idle RPG

One of those games you can't play all day. The reason is that the dungeons are limited to how many times you can access them, which wouldn't normally be an issue except they are tied to the progress missions, so once you used up all the keys you have to wait till the next day to continue progress. If that wasn't a thing, then this game would be better... not by a whole lot, but still.

You're a gamer girl who got sucked into a game world. Everything is completely idle-based and you press buttons to make numbers go up. You also summon things to equipt. That's pretty much it. Nothing to write home about.

Dungeon Sisters : IDLE RPG

It's a cute time-waster. You draw cards to get better gear while your sprite girl kills monsters. You have other power-ups including pets and weapons. In one minigame you go fishing to get fish to upgrade other stats. Otherwise everything else is idle. Not so much bad as it is bland/average.

Dragon Wings - Fantasy Shooter

This game has that "cheap" feeling where it seems like little-to-no effort was put into it. The AI graphics doesn't make things any better either. However, it at least plays ok and can be considered as a "quick time killer" kind of game. The stage theme is the only good song in this though, the main hub song is boring and forgetful.

And whatever you do, make sure you use an ad-blocker. Don't give the devs a single penny... they don't deserve it

THE KING OF FIGHTERS AFK

You know, ever since KOF All Stars died, it seems like every KOF mobile game after it has been really bad, or really boring. This game falls in the latter category. You don't really DO anything, as the name implies its an idle game that plays itself. All you do is make number go higher by pressing level up buttons.

The worst thing about this... it's made by the same people (netmarble) that made KOF All Stars. THIS is the game they substitute all stars for? Are they mental? All Stars was a far superior game than this thing. This is nothing more than an insult to the fans of KOF.

Skip it. Really, you'd be doing yourself a HUGE favor.

Forgotten Journey

Forgotten Journey

1.8

Like others have said, this is an old game repackaged under a different name. Unfortunately they somehow made it WORSE. I distinctly remember summons being way better back then than they are here... like you were able to easily upgrade the low-rank characters with the dups you got. Here its like they picked and chose specific things to keep and remove.

Would not recommend, keep away

Run! Goddess

Run! Goddess

2.5

At first I thought this was going to be like "Slash and Girl", where you run and attack things, but it's not. In fact this is nowhere close to being a proper runner game, which is neither a good or bad thing.

Basically you're shooting zombies and other enemies in a post-apocolyptic future world of sorts. Some stages you run for a little bit and other stages you don't run at all. You can play this game one handed because all you do is move left and right. Upgrading characters is piss easy, and you can progress pretty far in the game from the word "go" because they give you so much resources.

The art style is clashy and all over the place. The enemies and environments have that bright color and extremely exagerated style you would normally see in shovelware mobile garbage aimed for kids these days, but the anime women are super sexy... like "borders on being an H-Game" sexy. That's not a complaint by the way, more sexy women is always welcomed, but in regards to the art style, they feel out of place in this world and feel like they belong in another game.

Overall it feels like the developer took a handful of random elements to create something out of them and this is the result. It's not bad, but outside of the sexy women, it doesn't do anything interesting either. It's a good time waster, but also a heavy battery eater. My phone was getting hot after a half hour and in an hour i had 60% battery left from 100%.

Enigma of Sépia

Enigma of Sépia

2.3

Rule 63 The Game. Know a famous anime male character? He's now a chick. For context you're given a choice between 3 starters (akin to Pokemon), and they are Goku, Naruto, and that dude from One Piece. I picked Goku, and then Vageta came to help me but I can't get Vageta because that character is sn ultra super deluxe rare character.

If theres one MAJOR flaw this game has is the god awful voice acting. The worst part is you are stuck with it. No option for a japanese voice. WHY!?!?!? Just because I grew up watching 4Kids doesn't mean I want to hear the terrible voice acting fron it as well.

Other than that, it's fine... nothing grounbreaking or notewortht. The game gives you so much to do, you'll be entertained for a while. Just be prepared to be stuck reading a crapload of tutorials.

Lost Sword | Global

Lost Sword | Global

3.4

So I believe the thought process for this game went like this:

"What if 'Senran Kagura' except in Midieval times and it's more an RPG than a beat-em-up. Also the events may or may-not be made up in this guy's psychotic mind."

That's pretty much this game. Piss easy game too, enemies take damage like nobodies business, and you're constantly given summoning tickets. That's not a knock on this game though, I wish more games were this generous with their summons. The english translation is clearly unfinished though, as chatacter stories and even some chats are still in Korean.

Basically make a team, set auto-start next chapter, leave phone alone, come back, level up and equip better gear, lather rinse repeat. Only time I encountered a wall was the EXP/Gold/Boss trials, but thats expected. This game is so fast-paced, you'll be getting more done in one day than any other gacha you've probably ever played.

Blue Archive | Global

This isn't so much a "game" as it is a visual novel with action bits here and there, and even then you can just turn on auto-battle as your input really doesn't matter. I know that can be said for most gacha games, but this is especially true here. There ARE missions and other modes and you can create your own team but why bother? The story mode is clearly the main focus.

The story itself is exceptional, and I got hooked onto it just on the first chapter alone, which I feel that EVERY visual novel should achieve this goal, so it wins on that front. I deeply care about these characters, including the main sensei (you). There are funny moments, sad moments, intense moments... its defenitely a roller-coaster ride and it leaves you wanting more.

Everything else is rated low because its "meh". I'm not a fan of the chibi models at all. The gacha and even the gameplay is giving me "Priness Connect Re:Dive" feelings, which is not a good thing because that game's entire gacha/level system is one of it's BIGGEST flaws.

Cat Fantasy | English

I mean, I get it... catgirls are appealing, but theres too many gaming sins. Nevermind the horrible translation (ai could do better than whatever they did here) how is it that I'm on chapter 3 and I STILL can't customize my own team? Every other game ever allows you to customize a team after the tutorial, and this game fails at that basic premace. All to hamfist the main story... an interesting one mind you, but just let me play as someone else!! Even if you raise the two/three cats they force on you, the combined power winds up being below recommendation. Why do you need to drip-feed basic features that are locked behind chapter progression instead of giving them all at once? It makes no sense!

Otherworld Mercenary Corps

So I noticed a lot of the reviews kept saying "black screen, won't load". For the record, I downloaded this game on the ONE store, and after a few hiccups, I got it running. I'm not 100% sure if an ad blocker is preventing this thing from booting up the very first time, but with it off I got as far as the log-in title screen. Turning it back on doesn't effect login/opening after that first attempt, although whatever the hell item 7 out of 15 is, it takes a LONG time for it to load.

Game is nothing to write home about... just a standard idle slasher game. Heres what REALLY kills it though... idk wtf kind of third-world servers this game is running on, but you'll see the loading screen more times than anything else.

-login, load screen
-see character speak, load screen
-press a button, load screen
-accept reward, load screen
-load screen, load screen

That last one isn't hyperbole, that actually happened once it got passed the login screen. You can't even blame the Untiy engine this thing runs on because plenty of other mobile games use it and they function just fine. This is horrendous, and should be fixed immediately.

20 Billion Wives

20 Billion Wives

2.0

Another game where "Klick'r - Smart Autclicker" comes in handy. The key is to max out the MR level to help increase the LPT for better tapping power.

Good luck getting the pictures of the last two wives though. It requires INSANE amount of Love points that require you to purchase WifePlus. Don't spend a dime on this (or any game to be honest). The illustrations aren't even that good.

閃乱カグRUN

閃乱カグRUN

2.0

... Is Marvelous really serious about this crap? THIS is what it decided to release for its 7th anniversary of Senran Kagura???

How the mighty have fallen. What once was a great game series about sexy ninjas has taken a HUGE nosedive in quality. I thought the asuka massage simulator on Switch was as bad as it got, but apparently I was wrong. YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE PANTIES IN THIS GAME! You know, one of the defining aspects of Senran Kagura to begin with!? All this is is a censored runner game... with ONE stage and ONE character. I'm all for "simple", but this is the WRONG way of doing it. Also I'm sick and tired of seeing Asuka when the series has 15 bajillion other chicks they can use. I get she's a main character bur come on!

I played until i collected all the photos (24 to be exact) hoping that maybe I would have unlocked something different, but nope... title screen or play again. No thanks! Graphics and sound are the ONLY good marks this " game" gets and at this point it's what I should expect from Senran Kagura, INCLUDING good gameplay, which this does NOT have. I dont want this, or massage, or friggen pinball... i want hack-n-slash sexy fighters that get their cloths ripped from time to time.

Play "Slash & Girl - Endless Runner" instead. The chick isn't as sexy as the SK girls, but at least in THAT game there's so much more to do. Keep away from this crap!

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