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The Tale of Food | Global

2.2

Dude, this is so buggy, I can barely go through a scene without having to restart the game. Also, why english dub only? Let us choose, at least.

I really don't get the popularity of this "game". Sure, it has nice-looking husbandos but as a game itself, it's just worthless. First thing first, sorry not sorry, there's no game mechanics which means it's not a game. I know devs who target this audience think we're too dumb to appreciate a real gameplay, but seriously... 😒 Secondly, this pseudo-game is painfully P2W oriented. Everything is just so restricted unless you pay again and again to do anything (and hell, you pay a lot for not gaining much). Getting experience has the same issue, especially after hitting the kiwame part because the needed amount of xp to grow up again is ridiculous, even more considering how little xp you get from the levels you can do at kiwame start level. Ofc, easiest way is to pay real money if you don't want to drag your time and patience until it eventually pay up. Not gonna lie, there are a lot of paying stuff for a pseudo-game that empty. Thirdly, the application is really lazy. Characters have not much to say except maybe if you farm like a swine (which add barely more), they have no animation, no expression variation, you do not even really interact with them and the only way to have them interact with each other is not great (Also, what we need to replay it is sh-) ; Events barely differ from normal quests and their specific features are recycled anyway so you basically always do the same thing in this app: watch and tap, watch and tap, watch and tap (woohoo, so much "gameplay"...). There's not even an automated option so they switch to a battle from another, no, you have to watch the screen to tell them to move to the next part all the time which makes it even more boring ; Story-telling is lame, most of it is just having that uninteresting mascot telling you what's happening and you read what the notes below the levels says... Way to not make the user invested in what's happening.
There probably is some other stuff I'm forgetting right now but I don't think it matters since most users here are clearly only here to collect husbandos and probably doesn't care about how straight out boring this app is, so, yes, that's my opinion. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it, doesn't mean it's good. Have fun your way.

Dragalia Lost

4.0

I'd buy a Switch if you ported this game on it. Seriously, it's one of the best mobile games I played and one of the only ones that made me agree that (some) mobile games really deserve as much respect than any other video games.

I don't understand why so many people call this a game since there's absolutely no game mechanics, at all. Even an idle game try to look like a real game at least. This "game" is actually just a visual novel that may interest you if you like following a story without having any influence on it. There's no choices, no routes, you just read. Since I expected an actual game and because I found no appeal in the storyline and characters ("Pretty boys" drool on you for no reason and insist way too much about how much they're cats and act as such, it just breaks the immersion IMO), I was quickly bored. If you're fine with this, then go for it.

This game is the very picture of everything that's goes wrong with mobile games.
Like every fake free games, you'll not go far before being pushed in the microtransactions store to "help" you progress further. Game has numerous of overpriced stuff, lot of restrictions if you do not pay and OFC still give itself the right to use in-game ads, so in every way, devs wins and you loose ; There's NO gameplay, you only depend on autoplay, so you basically start the "game" to do nothing except eventually getting -if you have any chance or if you pay for it- a very illusionary version of your favorite characters that you'll not really enjoy anyway and that will go poof once the game ends ; Animation is... Really poor, I don't know how people can say otherwise. Of course, the design are -almost- the same as the original but the animation are limited in frames giving the characters mechanical movements when it's not just a jump from a pose to another. That's pretty lazy, especially from a game deriving of such a franchise. Even some mobile games that I despise for laziness aren't that poor in animation ; Storyline is... Well, as poor as you can expect from a game that try to reunite multiple universes from the same franchise without having the slightest ambition [發困]
Game's only good for those who don't want to play a game and/or love throwing their money away. I wouldn't recommend it to Disney's fans who just want to enjoy and collect their favorite characters, there must be far better games out of here for this.

GrandChase | Global

2.2

Unpopular opinion, that's probably the worst and the laziest mobile game I played so far. Pavé ahead :
The game is furiously unbalanced so don't expect to be able to play your favorite units only (some SR are close to useless too) and prepare to always see the same f- team in PvP because most players prefer to resort to the overpowered META by convenience; AI is incredibly dumb, better to look at your characters all the time in dungeons because they're really good at dying for nothing and let's not talk about these moments you cannot see your characters in the screen because they scattered in every corners so you don't understand what's happening anymore; RNG is omnipresent and absolutely atrocious (FGO bad RNG is freaking generous in comparison), prepare to farm, farm, farm, farm and only farm, since it's the whole gameplay, in the hope to come to something good; Events are recycled again and again and again, and of course most are only about farming like a pig, again; Do not expect elaborated characters or anything, devs don't know how to write characters so many just have single-trait personality or are copy/paste concepts of each others; Many units have no purpose, and many are just good at being casted away for prana or transformed to grow main SR characters so don't bother to upgrade non-SR units to a better rank or anything, you'll be disappointed at the end (Also forget SR Gaian and Arslad, devs abandonned them); Lore means shit in the gameplay. And if you actually care about it, you'll have to dig hard to really understand the world functioning or anything anyway; Outside of the main story, there's no cinematics to announce big events like a chapter release or anything, and no real introductions of new characters, you just get some comics pages from time to time that spoil a part of the story, and deal with it. You also get very few new arts, it's mostly re-used arts except when they release new skins or upgrade (and even then [汗顏]). We have the most ecologic -and especially economical- devs here, they recycle everything all the time; The game is timevore as f- and there's too many things to do every days and every weeks, and by many, I mean always the same boring stuff that mainly consist at doing the exact same things several times but with a different naming, so don't expect getting lot of bonuses just by connecting; Do not expect side stories or enthralling stuff, there's literaly nothing that happens in the whole game aside of the main story (which is slow to release or progress ofc), the only good side ressources are likabilities and connections (you'll not get much new infos from the latter though except the confirmation that devs can't write characters or don't care); There's no real freedom, if you want to go through the game without suffering too much, you'll have to play the expected teams with the expected characters with the expected equipments with the expected stats, there's no place for strategy or anything, you just follow the group like a good sheep. You CAN play without submitting like this but prepare to struggle; There's not much contents, even less for F2P players; Rewards, especially for F2P players, are really poor. Prepare to take a lot of times and ressources to get not much in return; Translation is terrible, it's google-trad level but worse, (prepare to translate their translations); Beware about complaining for your dissatisfactions or in-games problems, devs does not hesitate to delete your account without warning if you bother them too much (I saw people to whom it happened when they tried to get better compensations after terrible updates).
What's good then, you may ask? Not much really, except maybe some pretty good chara-designs (when devs made efforts) and characters than can be endearing for any reason.
For new players, I only recommend this game for P2W players (mainly), waifu-lovers, PVP-lovers, people who don't give a crap about stories and lore, and easy-going people that prefer to have it easy by using META than working their brain to progress in games. Other people will mostly likely grown frustrated at the end, just like dummy me. To the GC fans who keep playing despite the game worsening with time (even if you're on GC only since Dimensional Chasers), I wish you courage.

Videogame Guardians

3.0

Could be a lot better if it wasn't an idle game (That's not a game, sorry). Storytelling isn't really good so I suggest you to read the webtoon to better understand what's going on. Plus, the webtoon deserves attention, it's great.

JOJO's PITTER-PATTER POP!

3.4

I'm not into puzzle games but I love it. Still wish it had been available in english.

Identity V | Global

4.0

I love this game. Kinda wish they elaborate the story though

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